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Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

One headache after another. When will this shit end!?

8x06, Southern Comfort

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

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Track: Simple Kind Of Life
Artist: No Doubt
Album: Return Of Saturn
Plays: 18197

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

lostlostinthemusic:

No Doubt - Simple Kind Of Life

the anthem

"I’m normal but awkward."

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Illustrations by Daniel Teixeira

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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James McAvoy fangirling over Patrick Stewart before shooting his first scene in X-Men: Days of Future Past

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

not-named-in-credits:


Mid twenty-first century, humankind starts creeping off into the stars.  It spreads its way through the galaxy to the very edges of the universe and it endures until the end of time.  And it does all that because one day in the year 2049 when it stopped thinking about going to the stars, something occurred that made it look up, not down.  It looked out there into the blackness and it saw something beautiful, something wonderful, that for once it didn’t want to destroy.  And in that one moment the whole course of history was changed.  

Doctor Who - Kill The Moon

not-named-in-credits:

Mid twenty-first century, humankind starts creeping off into the stars.  It spreads its way through the galaxy to the very edges of the universe and it endures until the end of time.  And it does all that because one day in the year 2049 when it stopped thinking about going to the stars, something occurred that made it look up, not down.  It looked out there into the blackness and it saw something beautiful, something wonderful, that for once it didn’t want to destroy.  And in that one moment the whole course of history was changed.  

Doctor Who - Kill The Moon