Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher
I wanna fuck so many of you
Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT
what the fuck is a blt
Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….
if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”
So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..
I literally what the fucked. What spastic doesn’t know BLT and of course the UK has them /facepalm
“I love this twee”
“This twee is mah fran”
“Dis twee has a flavour”
“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”
"Twee is mah pweshus"
What the fuck is wrong with you guys
|loki:||kneel before me, puny huma-|
|all of tumblr:||*falls to the floor*|
|loki:||...well, that was easy. now-|
|all of tumblr:||oh my god look at how precious he is when he's trying to rule!|
|all of tumblr:||look you can see the pain in his eyes even now!|
|loki:||look here, i am trying to control your lives, you insolent little-|
|all of tumblr:||omsfkdkjsdgkdmgks loki skdjksaljdlkasj|
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
you can literally start a fight about anything on this website life is amazing
pic by elsiecat.livejournal
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
Coincidently, 10 years since Friend first ever aired.
"you still there, bruh?"
"yeah, i’m still here."
Otters holding hands give me life